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Rita Please Respond – An OELVN starring a cute girl with a Dick…

May 11, 2012

Now where should I start?… There is something… different about this OELVN… something different something so strange that you will be glued for a good 30 to 60 minutes or so despite the horrible art… The writing is so borderline retard and horribad. Yes, the writing, the story, the setting is so BAD it’s GOOD!!!… It makes Katawa Shoujo pretentious trying hard mediocre in comparison… the OELVN I’m talking about is Rita Please Respond… made by witch 2 !!AFElzTcxyLp and yes, this one is indeed born out of /jp/… 4chan’s most user friendly board currently being watched over by some of the most biased, vindictive moderation team who probably is compensating for their real life failures by imposing their tyrannical will at the said board and pretend they are someone important and famous at the expense of the poor /jp/ residents… (Yes, I’m talking about NSJ and Meido and a few select 4chan Mods who probably give moot a blowjob for a chance to become a mod)

But enough of that… Let’s go back to the OELVN… as I have stated earlier… this game is just plain… different…

OK… so the usual apocalyptic scenario…

Here it starts like a normal OELVN and gives you a setting… (See above screenshot)

At first I was… but then I was like… LOLWUT!?…

And just a screen later, it will throw every common sense out of the window in the most awesome manner… (See above screenshot)

Even the protagonist is different than the usual protagonist you found in the usual OELVN… for this is a girl… with a DICK! A rock solid throbbing dick that can only be eased by fapping to pixelated 2hu (Touhou) which we will not show here out of lewdness… Seriously, whoever wrote this did it with pure unrestrained passion and you usually achieve that by throwing common sense and worldly limitations and rules out of the window… again…

Choose wisely, this decision is a matter of life and death… no seriously, I’m not even kidding on this one…

Now the story itself is simple to follow and will make sense easily if you are very much familiar with the culture of the /jp/ board this project originated from but for someone who isn’t, some of the dialogues and text might appear cryptic…

But despite that, the borderline retarded setting is more than enough to sink you into their world…

This interface reminds me of… Ren’py…

Of course knowingly being a rushed project… as expected, they didn’t bother customizing the interface and that’s not much of a problem since the default Ren’py interface produced by the Ren’py engine is more than enough to handle the basic tasks to present what really is  important… though, it will share the same look as the other 200+ Ren’py games that uses the default scheme that gives it the distinctively Ren’py look…

One of the potential deterents of this rather Obscure yet Magnificent OELVN is the huge size of the distro which is hovering around 60MB and out of this… 40MB goes to the MP3′s

Anyway, better not spoiler too much… Uncle Mugen highly recommends this game and is giving it the prestigious highly sought after…

Give it a spin and download them here…

https://sites.google.com/site/witchfutari

“POOF” (Disappears)

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2 comments

  1. lol !!! That was fun…))


  2. You crazy man…



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